This year at Christmas I trust your organisation comes up trumps. When and if there’s a theme, let’s
hope they do not call for fancy dress. May they let the theme be demonstrated through the food displays
and the decorations solely. The coolest thing for a company goer is to be allowed to merely arrive and revel.
That’s […]
The comedy headliner is normally the most promoted performer of the night. There will be two or four performers on the same event but the star will usually be reserved until last place since they are believed to be the most popular among the line up.
Today comedy shows are habitual happenings in villages and […]
- Stop breathing ozone immediately. You know you can if you try.
- Do not strike matches near an open nuclear power plant.
- Do not rub either your scalp or your bosom with the latest scientific breakthrough.
- Never sit next to strangers in movie theaters, churches, or hot tubs.
- Never ride with a teenager wearing […]
Do you ever wonder why we have not caught up with the chief International Terrorist who caused the 911 Attacks on the United States of America yet? Well I heard it thru the grape vine that Osama bin Laden is dressing like a woman and has gotten a boob job. I was told by a […]
A Good Start!
Now that is one great American, leading by example. Indeed it was great to see he shot the Lawyer in the foot so he could not sneak or slither away. Unfortunately as Vice President Cheney moved in to finish him off, someone else noticed and he had to stop. But it is the […]
The noontime peace on our townhouse patio was suddenly shattered by the raucous bellow of a leaf blower. A South American gardener’s helper and his blower machine inexorably advanced toward my patio and my waiting lunch. The dust swirled in the sun as he swept the patios clean.
I frantically looked around for a […]
I heard the news of the horrendous 1998 murder of the University of Wyoming
student, Matthew Shepard, with shock and disbelief. Its raw hatred brought back
memories of my Oklahoma City visit the previous Spring.
Again I saw that chain-linked fence surrounding the Murrah Federal Building bomb
site. There was the array of crayon drawings, […]
An 82-year-old woman was recently issued a ticket in California for crossing a street too slowly. A police officer, who arrived on a motorcycle, told her she was obstructing traffic - and issued her a summons for $114.
Responding to the uproar caused by the curious traffic ticket, the municipality has begun to wonder if it […]
Ladies, if you find yourself asking your male companion that killer trick question “do I look fat”, then let’s be honest, you are doing so for one of four reasons: you are fat, you are feeling fat, you are vain, or you are in need of attention. And if you haven’t figured it out already, […]
My dear Swapna,
Please answer the following questionnaire. You will get 10 marks for (a), 5
marks for (b) and 3 marks for (c). If you have scored more than 40, then you love me. Don’t delay to express it. If you have scored between 30 and 40, love is budding in your heart and it’s […]